My weekend diary

My weekend diary (4-21-23 to 4-23-23)

I realized that it might just be fun to do a little weekend photo diary because… well I forget to take pictures sometimes ever since I stopped using Instagram for 8 months I basically started living in the  true moment and now i’m back to this crap so thought I’d share. you know… for fun

Went on a walk with my mom who told me about a hike she had been on earlier in the week where she had seen “40 lizards.” 

Met a dog named Cloud who my mom recognized because she watched him get mauled by another dog about a month or so ago. as you can see he is okay and has gorgeous eyes so he will ultimately be fine in life.

Got home and watched YouTube which sometimes feels so pointless but I always remind myself its like when my mom would tell me growing up that she watches real housewives because everyone needs trash TV. 

Turned on something with a little more substance.

Then something with the MOST substance I can imagine.

woke up peacefully next to this lumpy lou-who. charlie has this problem where he fully sweats through the night every night so we always have to wash my sheets first thing in the morning. but not before i’ve had my coffee

Went to my cousin Merrin’s 4th bday party and watched him pound two bags of Cheetos. Merrin has the kind of confidence I imagine Leonardo Dicaprio has… not afraid to ask for what he wants, not afraid to be the center of attention.

cute! Went on a hike with Charlie. when i carefully selected him as my partner the first thing i checked for was that he had a thigh gap to match mine. i’ve never been caught dead with a man who doesn’t have one and i won’t start now. pictured above is just one of the many pictures i make us take per day of our legs to prove that well… we’re just very compatible physically.

Pretty

On the way home from the hike Charlie told me about this new olive oil Starbucks drink and I spent 5 minutes telling him to fuck off. he kept calling it the “oleato” and i said that is not real, why are you trying to get me to think that’s real? as soon as i came to a red light (can’t look at my phone and drive anymore as i’ve been in two major accidents in the last 4 months) i googled the Oleato and saw it was real, to my surprise

Pulled up to the beach. Charlie was still mad at me for telling him to fuck off about the Oleato and believe it or not but the tensions continued to run high for about an hour

Stunning though

Had to abruptly leave the beach to go get my acid reflux prescription before the pharmacy closed

Arrived home and became chill

Watched I love you man and fell asleep on the couch at 9:45

Woke up Sunday from a dream in which I was back in high school and got the lead role of Tracy Turnblad in my school’s production of Hairspray and then went to dance team practice and was having so much fun until Kacey Musgraves who I guess was on my dance team reminded me that my mom was dead. What followed was the truest feeling of devastation ive ever felt in my life because all I wanted to do was tell her that I got the role of tracy turnblad. Woke up at 6 am and cried and then woke up again at 8 and was still feeling it.

Met Diana for coffee, she’s smiling so big because well.. I’m just that great

we got some romance novels

Got burgers for early dinner and

DIPPED CONE

Texted with my dad to cap off an amazing weekend